voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
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*thinks about the d* *heart races* *sweats*
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- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
(via socialhalitosis)
wait what does this mean
im serious does anybody know
(Source: shsluckomaeda, via potato-tots)
hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
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Most Influential Court Cases in United States History:
- Brown vs. Board of Education
- Roe vs. Wade
- Amanda Bynes throwing a bong out her window
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The King of Videobombs.
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If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(via earthnation)
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our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
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i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
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Possessed furby after a killing spree
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