August 2012
lewerkshop:
allghosting:
sweet-bitsy:
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Hackers take down anti-marriage site in New... →
gaywrites:
Hackers in New Zealand showed no mercy in taking down a “traditional marriage” site only hours after it went up.
The “Protect Marriage” site, sponsored by a group called Family First, speaks out against a marriage equality bill that actually stands a chance in New Zealand. The site went down quickly in what the web host called one of the “largest unprecedented attacks” on a site in...
blackstanlee:
hannameth:
i just saw porn on my dash and gagged
gagged on what?
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
July 2012
copperbooms:
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
“Next week, while we’re all watching NBC, a nuclear-powered, MINI-Cooper-sized...”
– Andrew Kessler, The Huffington Post. Why You Should Be More Interested in Mars Than the Olympics. (via sovietpropaganda)
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
Democratic Party platform to include marriage... →
gaywrites:
Congressman Barney Frank confirmed to The Advocate yesterday that the Democratic Party will affirm its support for marriage equality as part of its official platform, which is currently being drafted.
Frank said the committee working on the platform voted unanimously to include its stance on marriage equality. The full platform committee will consider the move next month,...
knight-of-fruitgushers:
veggietalesyaoi:
i actually dont like pewdiepie’s sense of humor at all cause all he does is scream at stuff and he makes rape jokes constantly and its just very annoying overall
finally, someone who agrees
Treating Jellyfish Stings
fakescience:
notkorra:
“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
m4ge:
I was listening to this song (i may or...
My OTP: Barack Obama and the Oval Office.
Watchitsoundslikethis:
des0latelife:
gabe-romero:
homykristen:
jorlandisc00l:
bonjourvnl:
durianseeds:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
me: has a great social life, goes to parties, eats what i want, has a perfect body, has sexual intercourse frequently with hot strangers
me: closes sims and cries
http://fuckyeahtonsoftext.tumblr.com/
socialhalitosis:
This is my other blog where I post anything with text in it! Follow if you want and submit!
mum: what are you laughing at
me: the internet
mum: can i see?
me: no
naughtyoctopus:
So I went onto Google today and just typed in two random fucking words just for shits and giggles.
I typed in “banana hair”
And guess what?
I RECEIVED BANANA HAIR.
someone: That's so gay
white girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
someone: That's so gay
gay person: I know right
