June 2012
playing video games
someone: hey
10 minutes later
me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
basedgosh:
which horny geologist named this mineral
“I’ve often said if one person has been turned around, if their thinking has been...”
– Oliver White is a Minnesota minister who has lost much of his congregation because he supports marriage equality. His church is facing a financial crisis, but he’s managing to keep his head up. Well, I’m inspired. More. (via gaywrites)
joceln:
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
Watchg-iggle:
you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.
communistsextips:
Naming your penis ‘Zedong’ because of Chairman Mao.
Watchtopnotchass:
z3al:
I twerk, I work
straight boy showing off some moves.
The only thing worse than crocs are these
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When hypocrisy isn't enough: Oh, the hypocrisy! →
thisgingersnapsback:
So I escorted at the clinic for the first time this morning—well, more shadowed and learned than anything, and was bombarded by the anti’s any time I strayed too far from Pam or Rita—and while I have plenty of interesting things to talk about, the one that weighs most…
““At some point in your adult life, you’ve probably walked into a party and felt...”
– Kate Harding and Marianne Kirby (via gingerrqueer)
Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
headphonesnotrequired:
fionafix-it:
communistsextips:
Never fuck a capitalist. They refuse condoms because they don’t like protection for the workers.
never go down on a capitalist, they’ll let you do all the work and then insist they came solely through their own hard work & self-determination.
Seriously, this tumblr is genius.
cybergay:
where can I buy light up shoes in adult sizes
