May 2013
internetexplorers:
if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me
if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me
if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me
ryu-gemini:
whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
jesussbabymomma:
jesussbabymomma:
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
meladoodle:
*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! “i know you are but what am i?” *jury is immediately under arrest*
southeasternprep:
zillatamer:
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a...
emporbooty:
gamblingemperor:
emporbooty:
gamblingemperor:
1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER
1324 is not in order Matt
ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE
Science
oomshi:
vegay:
dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways
jaseherondale:
childrapist666:
edwad:
jaseherondale:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
theonyx:
pelicannot:
sometimes i just want to put on my cosplays and take pictures but i’m afraid someone will walk in and it’ll just be like
THAT IMAGE IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THIS
fuckyeahloldemort:
i dont even use tumblr anymore
tumblr uses me
ashketchurn:
i put the sad in quesadilla
elasticitymudflap:
the otp ◡‿◡✿
the otp kissing ◕‿◕✿
the otp doing the do ⊙‿⊙✿
nyozeka:
i hope my first child is a dragon
chickensandwich:
sometimes my cats wink at me and it makes me uncomfortable
rneerkat:
allmonds:
rneerkat:
i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
Hahahaha i get it bc 6 letters in thanks but 5 in tanks i feel you
im betting u passed algebra with those math skills
mailorderwife:
It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
amoying:
amoying:
what kind of shoe is the most fit to be a spy?
a sneaker
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naxios10:
kurama101:
xyrrath:
knight-of-nope:
xyrrath:
knight-of-nope:
musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little…
thewaywardfox:
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
e-n-o:
*shy but actually a sex freak*
pantere:
do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
cumsquats:
[tip toes out of a mutual follow]
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
band-nonsense:
tessaviolet:
peachofcake:
tessaviolet:
i’m tupac on the inside.
tupac is dead.
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
lameborghini:
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
