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elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

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nasturbate:

yungbussy:

the entire vocabulary of tumblr users in 2014

not saying laganja but laganja

Listened to 5 seconds of that shit and turned it off. Instant head ache.

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"

I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME

"

me playing my favorite videogame

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wolfintestine:

i get sad when i think about straight boys who will never discover their prostate

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daniellaaxox:

Coac(hella expensive)

Coac(hella far away)

Coac(hella wish I could go)

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sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

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supersmashkev:

Latrisha with a swift uppercut

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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

geothebio:

geothebio:

a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be

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aqua:

mikustache:

I cannot wait for those cisphobic, heterophobic asses to have kids.

and they end up having a straight cis male child

haha

damn my child has fundamental human rights and is going to live a life free of oppression what a kick in the balls what a truly terrible thing 2 wish on someone

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honeyflowed:

blackcreaturefromthelagoon:

"why do black girls smack their lips and roll their necks all the time" idk why do white boys fuck their pets and shoot their classmates

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kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

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