"but you can’t headcanon every character as queer!"
Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.
don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
This is not a surprise. But it is interesting nonetheless.