This commercial is my everything.

(Source: westbor0baptistchurch)

thewonderyearstrong:

ball so hard i have worries that i have a testicular problem

teruteru666:

sometimes i like to just throw on my furby suit and go for a walk around town. i enjoy seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted me maybe i’ll do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then i 

teruteru666:

sometimes i like to just throw on my furby suit and go for a walk around town. i enjoy seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted me maybe i’ll do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then i 

trolling-the-interwebs:

goodsuns:

guys
do you know what today is

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today is june 19

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june 19 

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let’s all celebrate and get creative

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don’t make anything with green.

(Source: doodlepoop)

  1. Camera: HP Scanjet G4050

(Source: thelostie)

as4p-r1cky:

raybra:

Me escaping from the patriarchy

me eatin the ass

as4p-r1cky:

raybra:

Me escaping from the patriarchy

me eatin the ass

(Source: bennettmadison)

(Source: top-model)

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

fuckyeahtf2:

Pictures of the new effects! Click the image for a caption and the (supposed) name of the effect! NOTHING.
-IneAHat fuckyeahtf2:

Pictures of the new effects! Click the image for a caption and the (supposed) name of the effect! NOTHING.
-IneAHat fuckyeahtf2:

Pictures of the new effects! Click the image for a caption and the (supposed) name of the effect! NOTHING.
-IneAHat fuckyeahtf2:

Pictures of the new effects! Click the image for a caption and the (supposed) name of the effect! NOTHING.
-IneAHat fuckyeahtf2:

Pictures of the new effects! Click the image for a caption and the (supposed) name of the effect! NOTHING.
-IneAHat fuckyeahtf2:

Pictures of the new effects! Click the image for a caption and the (supposed) name of the effect! NOTHING.
-IneAHat fuckyeahtf2:

Pictures of the new effects! Click the image for a caption and the (supposed) name of the effect! NOTHING.
-IneAHat

fuckyeahtf2:

Pictures of the new effects! Click the image for a caption and the (supposed) name of the effect! NOTHING.

-IneAHat

hungarian:

sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

(Source: joesphjonas)

tyleroakley:

The ultimate Vine plot twist.

(Source: youtube.com)