This commercial is my everything.
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ball so hard i have worries that i have a testicular problem
sometimes i like to just throw on my furby suit and go for a walk around town. i enjoy seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted me maybe i’ll do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then i
guys
do you know what today is
today is june 19
june 19
let’s all celebrate and get creative
don’t make anything with green.
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what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
Pictures of the new effects! Click the image for
a caption and the (supposed) name of the effect!NOTHING.-IneAHat
sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
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