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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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ch4d:

sia get out of my house

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rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

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thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

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huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

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misbeliefs:

misbeliefs:

do she got a booty

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hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?

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sydloohoo:

"When did you decide to be gay?"

Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

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susfu:

when i see a hot guy i wonder if there’s any

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gaycave:

Do you ever look at a man’s shoes and think “that man LOVES dick up the butt”




starmies:

This is modern art

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