when your computer insists that it has urgent updates
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
the entire vocabulary of tumblr users in 2014
not saying laganja but laganja
Listened to 5 seconds of that shit and turned it off. Instant head ache.
I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME"
me playing my favorite videogame
i get sad when i think about straight boys who will never discover their prostate
Coac(hella far away)
Coac(hella wish I could go)
fight like a bitch die like a bitch
a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette
update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child
you are everything i aspire to be
I cannot wait for those cisphobic, heterophobic asses to have kids.
and they end up having a straight cis male child
damn my child has fundamental human rights and is going to live a life free of oppression what a kick in the balls what a truly terrible thing 2 wish on someone
"why do black girls smack their lips and roll their necks all the time" idk why do white boys fuck their pets and shoot their classmates