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plutoandpersephone:

"but you can’t headcanon every character as queer!"

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godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

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faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

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(Source: alexernst, via expiredwater)




korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

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me: I should go shower now
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower


uffu:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than this

(via oomshi)



politicalprof:

This is not a surprise. But it is interesting nonetheless.

ht: 538


balcerak:

Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin

(via keyote)