Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
you dangerous, dangerous people
That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.
Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.
OH MY GOSH
"When did you decide to be gay?"
Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?
when i see a hot guy i wonder if there’s any
Do you ever look at a man’s shoes and think “that man LOVES dick up the butt”